H is for Handjob
Okay, I think its probably clear that this
is not going to be a good girl post! So if you’re at work or even if you just
don’t want the graphic details leave now J
Initially, I intended to do a nice moderate post about Michael Henrii, the hero from My Naughty Little Secret, but the other half has been bemoaning the amount of time I have spent blogging reading blogs since this A2Z started. I was sitting in the car with him yesterday and said "Damn, I have to do my H post tonight." Cue big sigh and disapproving look that the wife is going on the computer again! So the divil in me took over. "What can I do for H?" says I. "Oh yeah, I know, Handjob!"
Well, the sighing stopped! And my DH, who on a point of principle will not read what I write, stood over my shoulder as I wrote every word below! And that's how this post was born.
Initially, I intended to do a nice moderate post about Michael Henrii, the hero from My Naughty Little Secret, but the other half has been bemoaning the amount of time I have spent blogging reading blogs since this A2Z started. I was sitting in the car with him yesterday and said "Damn, I have to do my H post tonight." Cue big sigh and disapproving look that the wife is going on the computer again! So the divil in me took over. "What can I do for H?" says I. "Oh yeah, I know, Handjob!"
Well, the sighing stopped! And my DH, who on a point of principle will not read what I write, stood over my shoulder as I wrote every word below! And that's how this post was born.
The art of a good handjob is often
underestimated, and cast aside in favour of other forms of sex. But a handjob
can be an incredibly sensual experience, enjoyed by the giver and the receiver.
Take your time. Ensure you’re both
comfortable and relaxed. A warm room, and the receiver (presumably a man in
this particular case J ) is either reclined or semi reclined. The element of surprise is
good, so a great time might be if your snuggled up, making out on the sofa
while watching some mindless tv (or indeed if you want to take his mind of a
football game J
Rub your hand firmly but gently over the
flaccid member and feel him stand to attention. Once you have his full
attention, bare it completely. Using saliva or a lubricant of choice, wet the
top of the cock and circle the head firmly. Trace the little nubs under the
foreskin gently with your fingers. With a firm but not tight grasp, pull down
the length of the shaft, always ensuring that there is enough moisture for your
hand to slip easily up and down. Use two hands! Try one hand at the base of the
shaft and another at the top. Move them in opposite directions, one coming up
the other down. Or move them in the same direction. Or for maximum tension and sensation, try
pushing back at the base of the shaft, tightening the skin and then alternate
encircling the head with the other hand or pulling up and down the length of
the penis. Pause every now and then to gather that silky pre-cum for extra lubrication and to tease the tip. Make sure you alternate speed and tension until you know it’s being most
appreciated!
Try, as you pull your hand along the
length, twisting your two hands in a cork screw motion, adding extra sensation.
All the while keep watching for responses, you’ll soon know what he likes best.
Listen to his breathing, listen for other sounds of appreciation. Respond to
his body. Watch and listen with one thing in mind. Pleasuring him. Take your
time. Pause every now and then to extend the pleasure. Intersperse sure firm
strokes with light feather touches. Kiss the tip. Make it feel special. And not
rushed. As if you have all the time in the world for this organ of pleasure.
It’s brought you pleasure, now you can return the favour. When the time is right you will know. When
you feel the pulse quickening, the shaft thickening and an almost fizzing
sensation through the shaft then it’s time. Produce the tissues or other item
you have in waiting, or indeed use your mouth and collect the evidence of
appreciation. And as he thrusts forward
with his cum, apply a little pressure and push gently against it to prolong the
pleasure. But be mindful of pulling away as soon as it becomes oversensitive so
as not to undo all that good work.
Thanks for popping by. Please say hello, share a virtual cuppa and drop in on the neighbours in the links below.
This is not the best post to read before you go out to meet friends for a coffee ... now all I can see is cock, cock, cock.... should I blame your husband ;-)
ReplyDeleteit will have to be an iced coffee for me!
Could we call it your morning cock crow? Sorry pathetic I know! Thanks Jaye. Hope I didn't spoil your coffee!
DeleteHopefully your DH also benefitted from this post after you wrote it ;)
ReplyDeleteI would suggest giving a handjob before you start blogging, it makes them less grouchy.
Ah there are some tales I'm not prepared to share, Casey. But I will keep your good advice to mind if I notice that impatience when I switch on the computer ;)
DeleteTerrific Tutorial.
ReplyDeleteThanks Leigh, and a terrible tease :)
DeleteThank you!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I just read this post right before I have to drive the Hubby to the Dr. Now I'm going to be sitting at the coffee shop, trying to work on my fight scene and all I can think about is handjobs. LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL Maren, I call it revenge for all the distracting posts that I've been getting to my phone first thing every morning :D
DeleteOK, there are at least 10 lousy jokes I have erased by now. Oh, this is funny, no you can't write that! I think I'd better thank you for educating and ask the ladies to pay attention in class!
ReplyDeleteYou really made me giggle, Han. Maybe I should get my cane out and ensure they are paying attention :D
DeleteThanks for commenting.
Hmmmm ... handjobs! ;-)
ReplyDeleteMy wife has vampire gloves so they are not always luscious affairs but sometimes sheer agony!
John (aka BawdyBloke)
H stands for HOT!! Nice job!!
ReplyDelete